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10 Things I Hated About Season 6 Of Game Of Thrones: #1 Battle of the Bastards

So, finally, the end of the series. #1 Battle of the Bastards

Stephen King said that he liked doing this kind of serial release (bit by bit) of his books (I think he did this with The Green Mile).

I know that I am no Stephen King, so maybe that explains why I didn't love doing it this way. But, I believe it took my 11 days to release the 10 parts.

I hope you enjoyed it!

10 Things I Hated About Season 6 Of Game of Thrones: #2 The High Sparrow

All the way up to #2? Yup, just one more after today in the countdown to #1 of my reasons I didn't love Season 6 of #GoT.

Today I am complaining about the untimely and incomprehensible end of The High Sparrow.

Enjoy!

10 Things I Hated About Season 6 of Game of Thrones: #4 Umber's Gift

Getting to the nitty-gritty, all the way to the final four of reasons that I didn't love Season 6.

Today I am talking about Littlejon Umber's gift to Ramsay Bolton.

Enjoy!

10 Things I Hated About Season 6 of Game of Thrones: #5 The Blackfish

My continuing attempt to burn all possible bridges between myself and all of the other Game of Thrones Fans in the world. Yes, I am doing this despite being a massive fan of GoT.

Anyway, this is part 5 and asks why Bryndon Tully decided he should commit suicide by Swordfighting.

10 Things I Hated About Season 6 of Game of Thrones: #8 Euron

Sure, the season may be over, but I promised a few more articles.

Here is the third part of a ten-part series of reasons that I am the one person who did not love Season 6 of Game of Thrones.

Hope you enjoy!

10 Things I Hated About Season 6 of Game Of Thrones: #9 Dorne

I am counting down the 10 things that made me a critic of Season 6 of Game of Thrones.

Today is #9 and should come as no surprise to anyone that Dorne makes the list.

Enjoy!

10 Things I Hated About Season 6 of Game Of Thrones: #10 Margaery Tyrell

Sure, the season may be over, but I promised a few more articles.

Here is the first part of a ten-part series of reasons that I am the one person who did not love Season 6 of Game of Thrones.

Hope you enjoy!

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#GoT: S6 EP6: King Sparrows, Lost and Found Crows, and Drogon the Dragon

This is my #GameofThrones Season 6 Episode 6 recap.

It involves King Sparrows, Lost and Found Crows, Jar-Jar Binks, and Drogon the Dragon.

Enjoy!

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#GoT S6 EP5 Part Two: Plays Within Plays, Prophecies, and Holding Doors

Here is Part Two of my Recap (yes, I said recap) of Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 5: The Door

The one where I finish up everything I did not cover in Part One (Hodor) yesterday.

Enjoy (by the way, Bran might now have God powers)

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#GoT (HBO) S6 Ep4: Love Is In The Air (In Westeros)

This is my weekly "not a recap" series for #GoT

In this week's post, I discuss Brienne's new love interest, the Stark Reunion, "After The Thrones," and many other aspects of S6 Ep4 of Game of Thrones.

Enjoy!

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#GoT (HBO) S6 Ep3: Oathbreaker or Loophole

This is my "NOT" a recap for S6 Ep:3 of #GameofThrones #HBO

On this episode, Sam spits seawater, Ramsay accumulates more "Jar Jar's," and John Snow exploits a legal loophole in his oath.

Enjoy

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#GoT (HBO) S6 Ep2: The Good, The "Jar Jar's" + The Power of Size

Yup, back with another "not a recap"

S:6 Ep: 2 was excellent because...well, most of you know why. But, there are still plenty of "Jar Jar's" for me to hand out to the shows writers anyway.

Enjoy!